Jesus speaks (meant to be satirical, as a satire)

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These little movies are not meant to offend or upset anyone so please do not be upset or offended.

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Jesus says

And Jesus sayeth


"Ye earthlings, make your word count; be honest!"


Well yeah of course it's not the real Jesus Christ saying this; it's me.


My inspiration for the above video was a lady at an agency said she'd give me assistance but then when I came back like she told me to do, she refused me. She was a stickler for rules which isn't always a good thing. My point being that "she would not honor her own word" (her word did not count) if ya know what I mean.

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Mini movies I created about Jesus.  Of course I couldn't know what he'd really say but this is just what I think he might say so I created these all in good fun but meant to be serious to.  These are not meant to offend or upset anyone.  

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